Ways to Hide Snacks From Your Family.
Greetings and welcome to Evil Week, our yearly exploration of all the slightly dubious hacks we would normally advise against. We have all the information you need to be successfully unsavoury, whether your goal is to play intricate mind ga...
Greetings and welcome to Evil Week, our yearly exploration of all the slightly dubious hacks we would normally advise against. We have all the information you need to be successfully unsavoury, whether your goal is to play intricate mind games, launder some money, or weasel your way into free drinks.
Everybody has an excuse to eat a lot of candy during Halloween. I feel inspired to celebrate with a bag of my favorite candy, as an adult without children. It turns out that your household's other members share your enjoyment of it and, for whatever reason, feel comfortable asking for or eating it. This highlights a bigger issue that has existed for a whole year: how everyone in your home sneaks snacks meant for you. Enough! You must lie to your family in order to protect your well-earned, consoling, and sanity-preserving snacks.
Keep your adversaries near.
The people in your household—whether it's your partner, kids, teens, or housemates—always want what you have. Even if you purchase their own snacks, their roving eyes will inevitably come across your priceless possessions. Being a keen observer is the best way to get them to leave your snacks alone.
Recognize their taste.
Everybody has favorite flavors—ingredients and spices they adore and detest. If fortune favors you greatly, they may exhibit dietary limitations or allergies. Profit from this understanding. Either purchase the snacks that genuinely contain flavors or ingredients they are unable to consume, or make up an excuse to buy them. Tell your nephew, who is nut allergic, that the food you are eating either contains nuts or was made in a facility that handles nuts when he inquires about what you are eating. I'm sorry, young one.
People who avoid spicy food are also easily tricked. Anything savory that I don't want to share is "really spicy, wow," since my boyfriend detests both spicy and dairy foods. Sweets are undoubtedly rich in cream. thick cream. the most substantial. Listen carefully whenever members of your family or roommates discuss foods or flavors that they find repulsive. After that, assist yourself by using this knowledge.
Sneak and cover.
Occasionally, before you can lie about your snacks, they will be stolen. You will have to conceal your munchies.
After living with someone for a while—let's say longer than six months—you'll start to notice their habits around the house. The places they frequently, occasionally, and never go. They can avoid a small drawer, a mysterious cabinet, or even a box; it doesn't have to be a whole room. Here's where to stash your munchies. It is possible that your partner dislikes bending over. The rear of the low cabinets in your house should be where you keep your snacks. Your brother may never open the liquor cabinet, or you may notice that your children never reach into the drawers holding the pots and pans. Put your munchies away in there. Also, if there are other people in the room, please refrain from grabbing your snacks from this hidden location.
Perhaps you don't have much room for hiding places in your home, or perhaps you just can't find a good place to eat in secret. Now is the perfect time to dress up your snacks. Stow your munchies in different containers. Stow the Doritos in the bag with the hated cauliflower chips for your kids. Those won't interfere with those disgusting chips, so you can eat them right in front of people. If you're the only woman home, store your peanut butter MandMs in a tampon box. Place an empty edamame bag in the freezer and insert the dark chocolate peanut butter cups into it.
Utilize several strategies at once if you can. If you are discovered, you can then use your other secrets as backup and brush it off like a one-time incident. Definitely use all of your techniques in tandem once more after sufficient time has elapsed.
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